Important Meeting Agenda for the Pointless Committee
We're having a meeting, which is a big deal. Don't miss it!
Agenda Items:
- 1. The Color of the Walls: Should they be beige? Or maybe mauve?
- 2. Coffee Machine Maintenance: Who's going to do it, really?
- 3. The Correct Way to Use a Stapler: A tutorial will be provided, but probably not.
- 4. The Best Way to Take a Break: Is it a 15-minute walk, or an hour-long power nap?
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