Our committee is dedicated to the study and implementation of policies that serve no discernible purpose. We pride ourselves on being completely, utterly, and fantastically irrelevant.
Under the fearless leadership of our Vice-Chair, Steve, we delve into the depths of bureaucracy, searching for ways to make the most mundane and unnecessary tasks more... well, more unnecessary.
We're thrilled to announce that our subcommittee on Ridiculously Long Meetings has set a new world record for the most consecutive hours spent on a single meeting that could have been an email!
The Subcommittee on Unnecessary Protocol has been tasked with finding new ways to make the phrase "please wait while we check with Steve" more redundant.