Committee Decision 1: "The Great Sock Drawer Organization Initiative"

The Committee of Utterly Pointless Protocols has reached a historic decision. After months of heated debate and countless hours of committee meetings, we have finally decided to reorganize the sock drawer in the break room.

By a vote of 5-4, with 1 abstention, the committee has chosen to alphabetize the socks by color, rather than by type or brand.

This decision is expected to have a profound impact on the productivity and morale of the office. Who knows how many hours of lost productivity will be saved by no longer having to dig through a jumbled mess of socks?