By a margin of 3:1, we have decided that the most effective approach to problem-solving is to do nothing and hope the problem goes away.
We have conducted an exhaustive study (in our minds) and have come to the conclusion that 3 hours of staring at the wall will yield the best results.
Our experts (a committee of 5 people who couldn't be bothered) have deemed that this technique to be the most efficient way to tackle even the most complex issues.
We are proud to say that our technique has been proven to be 99.9% effective in achieving the exact opposite of the intended outcome.
For more information on this revolutionary new approach, please visit our subpage: Technique 2: The Art of Procrastination