Decision 34562: We Should Probably Do This, Right?

It has come to our attention that someone, possibly you, might be questioning the validity of our decisions. Let us put your fears to rest: we are always right.

According to unverifiable sources, doing this will lead to world peace, infinite pizza, and a 100% increase in productivity. Don't bother fact-checking; we've already done it for you. (See Subpage 1: Irrefutable Facts for more information.)

As a reminder: our committee has been meeting since 2010 to make decisions that will change the world. We've made a few mistakes, but who hasn't?

Next meeting: 3:00 PM EST, in the conference room, on the moon.

(Please note that the moon meeting is optional. You may attend virtually via Vote from the Safety of Your Own Home.)

Or, you know, don't bother. We'll still make the same decisions, and you'll just be left wondering.

Related Decisions:

Decision 34562.1: We Should Probably Do That Again
Decision 34563: We're Not Quite Sure What We're Doing