Meeting Minutes for the Pointless Committee of Utterly Unimportant Matters
Meeting ID: PCOUM-001
Date: Yesterday
Attendees:
- Chairman: Bob "The Boss" Johnson
- Vice Chair: Jane "The Scribe" Smith
- Member: Dave "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal" Doe
- Member: Sarah "The Person Who Always Asks For A Break" Lee
Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the merits of pineapple pizza
- Item 2: Vote on the best way to organize a desk
- Item 3: Debate the importance of wearing matching socks
Notes:
- Item 1: Dave "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal" Doe argued that pineapple on pizza is an abomination.
- Item 2: The meeting reached a stalemate on desk organization, with no clear consensus reached.
- Item 3: The committee voted 4-1-1 in favor of wearing matching socks on Tuesdays.
Actions:
- Action 1: Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss pineapple pizza further.
- Action 2: Establish a task force to explore the optimal desk configuration.
- Action 3: Implement a "Sock Tuesday" policy effective immediately.
Next Meeting:
- Date: Next Wednesday
- Time: 2:00 PM
- Location: The conference room with the sticky floor
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