MEMORANDUM

The Pointless Committee on Pointless Decisions

Meeting Minutes, Volume 12, Issue 42

Meeting Date: 2023-02-27 13:30

Present:

• Chairman, Jane Doe
• Member, Bob Smith
• Member, Alice Johnson

Points of Discussion:

1. Whether to spend more time thinking about it.
2. How to spend more time thinking about it without actually getting anything done.
3. Who is going to make the coffee for everyone, and whether it should be decaf.

Motions:

• Chairman, Jane Doe, moved that we table this item until next week.
• Member, Bob Smith, seconded the motion.
• Chairman, Jane Doe, called the question.
• Member, Alice Johnson, abstained from voting because she was busy watching cat videos.

Decisions:

1. That we will, in fact, spend more time thinking about it.
2. That the coffee will be decaf, but only because we're all just pretending to be responsible adults.
3. That this meeting will reconvene in the same location next week, because why change a good thing?

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in the same location next week, at the same time, and we will all pretend to be slightly less bored.