Proposal 01: The Inevitable Futility of Committee 345

Meeting Minutes for the utterly inconsequential, yet somehow still required, Committee 345

Meeting Date: 2023-02-27

Attendees:

• John D. Dither, Chairperson
• Jane S. Something, Vice Chairperson
• Bob Smith, Committee Member (and occasional janitor)
• Alice Johnson, Committee Member (and expert on all things irrelevant)

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things
2. Review of the committee's utterly unremarkable history
3. Adoption of the utterly unoriginal, yet somehow necessary, meeting schedule

Decisions:

• The committee shall meet bi-weekly, or whenever it feels like it
• The meeting minutes shall be written in Comic Sans, as per tradition
• Snacks shall be provided, but only if they can be obtained for free

Adjournment:

Adjourned at 3:14 PM, with no notable progress made, and no one really caring

Proposal 02: The Inevitable Futility of Committee 345, Continued