By a vote of 5 to 2, with 1 abstaining, the Committee on Pointless Committee Resolutions has passed Resolution 42, which reads:

Resolution 42 states that the current committee structure is satisfactory and does not need any further changes.

The resolution was proposed by Committee Chair, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, who stated that the current system was "good enough, don't fix it" in his opening remarks.