Section 2: The Martyr Protocol

A guide to becoming the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good.

Step 3: Self-Immolation

In this step, we will be discussing the fine art of setting oneself on fire for the benefit of others. It's a delicate process, requiring focus, discipline, and a strong sense of self-sacrifice.

Subsection 1: The Importance of Proper Flamenco Timing

• Ensure proper flamenco technique is crucial for an efficient self-immolation.
• Practice your flamenco skills in front of a mirror, lest you burn yourself in a most...unflattering manner.

Subsection 2: The Psychology of Self-Sacrifice: Overcoming Fear of Searing

• Face your fears and let your flames consume you.
• Visualize the warm, comforting glow of your sacrifice spreading across the land.