Our mission is to do nothing. Literally. We are a committee that exists solely to discuss the merits of not doing anything productive.
We have been tasked with investigating the feasibility of taking a three-hour lunch, and we're not even close to making a decision.
Our subcommittee on Bureaucratic Red Tape has been stuck on the same report for weeks, and we're starting to think it's just not worth the paper it's printed on.
We're a team of highly trained experts, and we've spent years honing our skills in the art of doing nothing.
Want to learn more about our committee members? Check out our team.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can Suggest an activity for us to do. We'll probably just end up doing nothing, but it'll be fun to try.