Sacrificing for the Greater Good Committee - A Committee of the Committee of the People's Committee

Because sometimes you have to give up your lunch money for the greater good.

We are a special committee of highly trained, expertly bribed officials who make the tough decisions for you. Decisions like "who gets to use the stapler" and "which vending machine gets to dispense the extra-sweet soda." We're like the Supreme Court but with more meetings and less robes.