Minutes of the Committee on Pointless Committee Subcommittees for the Totally Unremarkable

Meeting Minutes, Meeting Number 42, Day 1

Chairperson, Jane, was absent due to "sudden, unannounced, and totally-not-avoiding-committee-work" reasons.
Member, Bob, arrived 10 minutes late because he was stuck in a revolving door. Again.
The committee discussed the importance of procrastination in modern society.
Member, Jane's sister, was voted out of the committee due to lack of contribution.

Important Decisions Made

Decided to have a meeting to decide on having meetings.
Agreed to spend more money on unnecessary reports.
Chose not to have a coffee machine in the conference room due to "fiscal responsibility" concerns.

Meeting adjourned at 4:00 PM sharp. The committee will reconvene on the same day next week at the same time, because why not?

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