Warning: These rules are subject to change at any moment, because why not?
1. Don't be a noob. We have rules for a reason.
2. Foosball tables will be available at the tournament site, but you're on your own for the foosball tables at the nearby dingy laundromat.
3. Winner gets a year's supply of stale coffee from the vending machine in the break room.
4. Losers get a participation trophy that will likely be mistaken for a slightly-used tissue.
1. Best of 5 games. No mercy rules apply.
2. If a player calls a time-out, they must provide a valid reason, or be forced to watch an endless loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out?".
3. If a player's scorecard is deemed invalid, they will be forced to re-play the entire match.
4. The winner of each match will be decided by a panel of three impartial judges, who will likely be the tournament organizers' spouses.
1. Any player caught using a non-approved cue stick will be subject to a 30-minute time penalty.
2. Any player who uses the phrase "I'm just here for the free coffee" will be disqualified.
Download the official rules in PDF form, because you clearly need more reading material