Pointless Committee - Action Items 1

Action Item 1: Develop a comprehensive guide to procrastination techniques

Meetings: 5, Time commitment: 2 years, Potential outcome: A really long list of excuses

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Action Item 2: Host a conference with no attendees

Hallmarks: 1 attendee (the janitor), Catering: Free coffee and stale donuts, Potential outcome: A strong sense of existential dread

Conference of No One

Action Item 3: Create a committee to study the feasibility of committee reform

Meetings: Infinite, Time commitment: Eternity, Potential outcome: A really good nap

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