Item 1: The Meaning of Life
The committee will attempt to define the meaning of life. If successful, we will likely fail to apply this newfound understanding to our own lives.
Chair: Discuss
Item 2: The Best Pizza Topping
We will debate the merits of pineapple as a topping. We will not, however, actually taste it.
Item 3: The Futility of Existentialism
We will explore why our existence is, in fact, pointless, but only in theory, because, you know, we're actually here.
Chair: Discuss