Pointless Committee: Meeting Minutes, Meeting 3

Subcommittee of the Pointless Committee, because why not?

Action Items:

Item 1: Research the art of doing nothing.
Item 2: Develop a comprehensive report on procrastination techniques.
Item 3: Create a flowchart to optimize our lack of productivity.

Present:

Chairperson, John D. Doe
Vice-Chairperson, Jane Smith
Member, Bob Johnson
Member, Alice Brown

Next Meeting:

When: Never

Where: Nowhere

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life.

2. Eat donuts.

3. Take a three-hour break.