MEETING MINUTES

COMMITTEE OF THE ABSURD

Minutes from the most underwhelming meeting of the year:

Agenda item 1: "Discuss the importance of procrastination as a viable career path"
Decision: 4-1 in favor of spending 2 hours debating the merits of Netflix and Hulu
Agenda item 2: "Explore the theoretical applications of adult coloring books as a team-building activity"
Decision: 3-2 against because someone brought up the "art" of adult coloring
Agenda item 3: "Debates on the meaning of the phrase 'work-life balance'"
Decision: 2-1 in favor of just eating a whole pizza by yourself and calling it a "work-from-home" policy

Notable quips and quotes from the meeting:

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things, like my couch."
"I'm not procrastinating, I'm just recharging my batteries... with cat videos."