MEETING 3: A Committee of Pointless Proportions

Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive

9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: "Welcome, Welcome, WELCOME!" - A 15-minute welcome ritual to get everyone on the same page (literally)
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Pointless Project Status Update" - A comprehensive report on how we're not getting anything done
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "Breakfast and Navel-Gazing" - Because who needs actual productivity, right?
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Committee's Favorite Hobby Horse" - A heated discussion on why we're not doing what the other committee is doing
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch and More Navel-Gazing" - Because you can never have too much of a good thing (or can you?)