Attendees:
- Bob, Chairperson of the Pointless Subcommittee
- Jenny, Expert in Doing Absolutely Nothing
- Ted, Chief Bureaucratic Officer
- Bob's Intern, Intern
Agenda:
- Discussion of the meaning of life (indefinitely adjourned)
- Review of the committee's budget (still pending)
- Election of the new Chairperson (stalemate)
Actions Taken:
- Bob took a 3-hour lunch
- Jenny took a 4-hour lunch
- Ted took a 5-hour lunch
Next Meeting: Never.