Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and Sue.
Meeting called to order at precisely 9:00 AM. No one was present.
Agenda item 1: "The Importance of Napping." Bob: "I've been doing it for years, it's the key to productivity." Carol: "But have you tried the 20-minute timer? It's a game-changer." Dave: "I just close my eyes and pretend to be interested."
Agenda item 2: "The Benefits of Procrastination." Sue: "I've been putting this meeting off for weeks, and I'm feeling so refreshed." Bob: "I've been doing that since 2008, and I'm still on it."
Next meeting: Thursday, January 19, same time, same place, same pointless deliberations.