Welcome to the Committee of Utterly Useless Tasks, Subcommittee 3. We're a special group of experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
Our mission is to explore the depths of boredom, to seek out new ways to waste time, and to boldly go where no committee has gone before. Or, you know, just sit around and twiddle our thumbs.
Subcommittee 3, our members include:
Or, you know, just leave.