We exist to study the art of doing nothing, and we're really good at it. Our research has shown that the optimal time spent on any given task is 37.5 minutes, after which, it's time for a break.
We use the scientific method, but with more naps and less lab coats.
Our research has led us to some groundbreaking discoveries, such as:
We have several subcommittees working on various aspects of the art of procrastination.
We're always looking for new members who are willing to spend their days doing nothing.
Apply now, and receive a free copy of our Blank Check, which can be redeemed for anything you want (but probably just use it to buy more Cheetos).