Item 1: Discussion of Important Issues - Chairman Johnson led the discussion, which devolved quickly into heated arguments and personal attacks. Vice-Chair Smith intervened, reminding the members that the purpose of the meeting was to discuss Important Issues, not Personal Issues. The discussion ended with a consensus that more coffee would be provided at future meetings.
Item 2: Review of Unimportant Documents - Member Brown pointed out that the documents were indeed unimportant and suggested they be recycled. The members concurred, and the documents were hastily disposed of.
Item 3: Debate on the Meaning of Life - Chairman Johnson declared that the meaning of life was 42, citing a completely unrelated source. Member Doe countered with the correct answer, which was "42" as well. Vice-Chair Smith rolled her eyes and muttered, "You're both wrong."
Item 4: Approval of the Budget - The budget was approved, mainly because no one had time to read it.
Item 5: Other - The committee members decided to adjourn early, citing "Other" as the reason.
Next Meeting: To be scheduled. Possibly.
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