We, the Committee, value your privacy. We're not like those other committees, no, we're not. We only collect your information to send you the most obnoxious amount of newsletters.
Our newsletter, "Committee News", is sent to you every Tuesday and Friday. It's full of exciting updates about committee meetings, committee decisions, and committee meetings about committee meetings.
Don't like it? Don't worry, we won't notice. Or will we?
We collect your email address, your name, and your favorite food. Yes, really, we do. We also collect your browsing history, but only if you've visited our website more than 5 times in a row. That's just creepy.
Don't worry, though. We won't share it with anyone. Unless... unless you're on our "Special Committee List". Then, we might just have to share it with the world.
We use your email address to send you our newsletter, "Committee News". We also use it to send you "Urgent" emails about "Very Important Committee Decisions". You know, the usual.
We don't share it with anyone, unless... unless you're on our "Special Committee List". Then, we might just have to share it with the world. Again.
We also collect your browsing history. We use it to track your every move, every click, every scroll. It's like we're following you around the internet, but we're not really.
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