Monday, February 27th, 2023, 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM
The Procrastination Pit, 12345 Procrastination Blvd.
Agenda:
- 1. Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
- 2. Determine the optimal number of cat videos to watch while working.
- 3. Decide on the best way to blame the dog for the mess.
- 4. Brainstorm new excuses for not doing actual work.
Action Items:
- 1. Create a comprehensive list of all possible excuses.
- 2. Research the most effective ways to play video games without getting caught.
- 3. Develop a new language for the art of doing nothing.
- 4. Establish a protocol for taking longer breaks.
Notes:
- It's not just a job, it's an art form.
- The perfect procrastination technique involves watching cat videos in 3D.
- We need more coffee. Like, a lot more coffee.
- The dog ate it.
Next Meeting:
Procrastination Task Force Meeting 3: Actual Work Session (we know, it's a real thing)