PTF: Meeting 8 - AKA The One Where We Pretended To Care
Agenda:
- Item 1: Procrastination Techniques - A discussion on how to spend more time on YouTube and less time on actual work
- Item 2: Break - Because we're all tired
- Item 3: Post-Break Procrastination Strategies - More ideas on how to waste time while still pretending to be productive
- Item 4: Wrap-up - Where we all pat ourselves on the back for not accomplishing anything
Meeting Minutes
Agenda Item 1: Procrastination Techniques
Break Time!
Resolution:
We, the Procrastination Task Force, hereby declare that we have made progress on the following tasks:
- Made 5 more memes on our favorite procrastination topic
- Watched 3 more YouTube videos on topics unrelated to our actual work
- Wrote 2 more paragraphs of witty banter in our meeting minutes
Closing Comments:
"I'm not sure what we're accomplishing here," said one committee member, "but it's fun to pretend."
"Agreed," said another, "I'm just here for the free snacks."
"And the snacks were great," added a third, "I think I'll just stick around for the next meeting for the snacks."