Productive Committee: Tips for the Utterly Utterly Incompetent

Day in the Life of a Hermit

Wear pajamas for 3 weeks straight. Don't bother with showers. Eat C-rations from a can. Repeat daily.

5 Minutes to Productivity

1. Turn off phone. 2. Put on music. 3. Eat 1 cookie. 4. Write 10 words: "I am a productive person."

7 Dimensions of Caffeine

1. Dimension: Taste. 2. Dimension: Smell. 3. Dimension: Color. 4. Dimension: Texture. 5. Dimension: Time. 6. Dimension: Sound. 7. Dimension: Regret.