"The truth is like the sun, and the light is my sword. But, let's be real, it's not that hard to find, I just happen to be standing on a hill."

Meet Ambrosius, the most revered and feared prophet of the Committee. With his trusty sword and an unwavering commitment to the cause, Ambrosius has been leading the charge for decades.

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"The comments are like the sun, and the truth is like the shade. But, don't worry, we'll get there eventually."

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