Internet Prophet's Council of Elders

Membership Roster:

• Elder Omega, Lord of the Clickbait
• Elder Zeta, Unifier of the Unseen
• Elder Beta, Bringer of the Unending Scroll

This esteemed council convenes quarterly to discuss the finer points of online discourse.

Upcoming Meetings:

• March 15th, 2023: "The Great Debate: Cookies vs. Tracking Pixels"
• June 17th, 2023: "The Future of Memes: Evolution or Devolution?"

Subcommittees:

• Troll Control and Mitigation
• Online Etiquette and Civility

Archives:

• The Great Sock Puppet Revolt of 2018
• Online Outrage in 2020: A Study in Folly