We're not actually prophets, but we have some... let's call them 'suggestions.' Meet Our Clairvoyant, who will gaze into the void and tell you things you probably didn't want to hear. Read Their Prophecies (if you dare prophets/prophets/members/clairvoyant/prophecies
We also have The Seer, who will tell you things that are probably true, but not necessarily useful. Read Their Visions (if you're feeling adventurous prophets/prophets/members/seer/visions