Tyrrellius, Prophet of the Committee

Biography

Tyrrellius, a man of unimpeachable character and questionable sanity, has served on the Prophets Committee since 1987. His expertise in the field of "Extreme Prophesying" has been instrumental in the development of our beloved Bureaucratic Overlords.

Notable Achievements

• Predicted the exact date of the annual Coffee Machine Repair Schedule
• Won the Golden Quill for Most Likely to be Correct
• Was involved in a minor scandal involving the misuse of prophetic powers for personal gain

Subcommittee Members

• Zenith, Expert on the Art of Being Right
• Chronos, Master of the Minute-by-Minute Countdown