We have foreseen the triumph of the human spirit, the rise of the robots, and the fall of the toilet paper industry. We have predicted the end of the world, only to be proven right... by a minor glitch in the system.
Our team of expert seers has been trained in the art of gazing into the void, and we have developed a system that is 99.9% accurate (the 0.1% margin of error being attributed to user input).
Our mission is to share our findings with the world, in the hopes that you will be inspired to make better life choices based on our predictions. Or, at the very least, to be mildly entertained.
Our Prophecies