Prophets and Snacks - The Committee of Unimpeachable Experts

The Prophets and Snacks committee is a highly respected and totally-not-at-all-pretentious group of individuals who have dedicated their lives to interpreting the ancient art of prophecy and the science of snack selection.

Meet our esteemed members:

Bob the Omniscient, a prophet of unparalleled wisdom, known for his ability to predict the exact number of crumbs on a cookie with uncanny accuracy.

Lucy the Visionary, a prophetess of unparalleled insight, known for her uncanny ability to predict the exact flavor of snack food in the break room vending machine.

Snacks of the Month

January: Chili Cheese Fries February: Spicy Nacho Cheese Doritos

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