Welcome to our collection of Annual Reports, carefully crafted to mislead and confuse the public. Please find our most recent report below.
Our 2022 Annual Report is a masterpiece of creative accounting and selective reporting. We've got some great news!
We've managed to increase our disinformation output by 500% while decreasing our actual impact to a mere 0.1% of the population!
Our team of expert propagandists have been hard at work, churning out some of the most creative and believable lies you've ever seen. We're so proud!
Meet the team behind the magic! Our Mission Statement, revised and reworded for your convenience.Previous reports can be found in our archive.