Today, we will be holding an emergency press conference to announce the discovery of a new species of invisible, shape-shifting jellyfish that will save our economy by making everything else invisible, shape-shifting too!
This is not a drill. We are not kidding. The jellyfish are real, and they are a thing of wonder.
Our team of expert jellyfish whisperers will be on hand to answer your questions and provide further misinformation.
Don't bother bringing your fact-checking equipment. It's not like it will do you any good.
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