Q: Are you actually doing anything useful with all these committees?

We're doing plenty! Our Public Relations Committee of Disinformation is working overtime to make sure the truth is as slippery as a snake's hind legs. Our team of expert truth-twisters and fact-benders are dedicated to keeping the public in the dark, one press release at a time.

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Q: Can I trust the information on your website? Ha!

We wouldn't dream of telling you the truth. Our website is a carefully crafted labyrinth of half-truths and whole lies, designed to keep you guessing. But hey, it's not like we'd ever intentionally mislead you... or would we?

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Q: What's the deal with all these bright colors and bold fonts?

We're trying to blind the public with science! Our design team is comprised of expertly trained monkeys who have been fed a steady diet of highlighters and caffeine. It's a long story, but let's just say we're going for a 'look that's really making a statement.'

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