Meet Dr. Hawkington
Dr. Hawkington is our team leader and chief sausage physicist. He has a Ph.D. in Quantum Sausage Dynamics and has published numerous papers on the subject.
View Dr. Hawkington's awards and achievements
Our Research
- Quantum Sausage Propulsion: We're working on a top-secret project to harness the infinite potential of quantum sausages to create a warp drive for your favorite breakfast meat.
- Sausage-Space-Time Continuum: We're exploring the mysteries of the space-time continuum as it relates to sausage.