Meet the team that's boldly going where no hot dog has gone before.
Dr. Meaterton, Chief Scientist: "I'm not saying I'm a scientist, but I've got a Ph.D. from the University of Sausage-land."
Dr. Sausagestein, Quantum Sausage Specialist: "My research is 99% complete. I just need to figure out the last 1%."
Dr. Sausagestein's Sausage-Spectacles: A pair of stylish, yet functional, sausages for every occasion.
Dr. Fajita, Quantum Sausage Engineer: "I'm not sure what I'm doing, but it's going to be huge."
Quantum Sausage Conferences (Bi-monthly)
Join us for our next conference, where we'll be discussing the latest in Quantum Sausage research and development.