Quantum Sausage Research
Researching the Uncertainty Principle of Sausage.
Sausage Collapse Theory
The Sausage Collapse Theory (SCT) posits that the act of observation collapses the wave function of a sausage's state, effectively making it simultaneously exist and not exist. Our research has shown that the SCT is a fundamental truth, but we still can't figure out how to apply it to real-world sausages.
Experimentally Collapsing Sausages