Protocol 1: Snack Break Simulation Initiation

Welcome, initiates, to Protocol 1: The Snack Break Simulation. In this, the most prestigious of simulations, you will embark on a journey of unrelenting snacking, calculated chaos, and existential dread.

Phase 1: Snack Selection Initiation

First, you must select your snack. But beware, for the choices are not as clear-cut as they seem.

• The Crunchy Dilemma: Potato Chips vs. Pretzels
• The Spicy Conundrum: Popcorn vs. Nacho Cheese
• The Sweet Deception: Cookies vs. Cake

Phase 2: Snack Consumption Initiation

Having chosen your snack, you must now partake in the consumption process. But be warned, the consequences of your actions are unpredictable.

Will you:

• Crunch your way to oblivion with potato chips?
• Savor the flavor of popcorn, but at what cost?
• Bite into the darkness of cookie despair?

Phase 3: Existential Dread Initiation

As you succumb to the allure of your snack, the fabric of reality begins to unravel.

Are you ready to face the void?

• The Nothingness of Nacho Cheese
• The Infinite Loop of Pretzel Logic
• The Cookie-Crumb Apocalypse

Proceed with caution, initiates. The Snack Break Simulation is no trivial matter.