Current Hamster Happiness Index
We are pleased to report that the Hamster Happiness Index (HHI) has increased by 5% in the past quarter, thanks to our team's tireless efforts.
Current HHI: 87.5%
Our Hamster Happiness Index is calculated based on a complex system of hamster surveys, focus groups, and secret underground tunnel network analysis.
Learn more about Hamster Happiness Initiatives View Hamster Sundae Sunday Fund Budget Proposal