Section 2: Proposal for More Bacon
As a key component of the Robot Hamster Division's overall strategy, we propose a significant increase in bacon allocation for the upcoming fiscal year. This will enable our robotic hamsters to optimize their performance and reach new heights of productivity.
Here are some key statistics illustrating the need for increased bacon funding:
| Current Bacon Allocation: | 10% |
| Proposed Increase: | 30% |
We believe that our hamsters are the most productive in the land, and with more bacon, they will be unstoppable!