As a key component of the Robot Hamster Division's budget, we propose an increase in sundae allocation to fuel our robotic rodent friends' insatiable appetites. The current sundae-to-robot ratio is woefully inadequate, resulting in sluggish hamster productivity and decreased morale.
We believe this proposal will lead to a happier, healthier, and more sundae-filled work environment. We look forward to your support and approval of this vital initiative.