The Committee on Robot-Hamster Harmony is a prestigious organization dedicated to promoting interspecies understanding and cooperation between robots and hamsters.
Our charter outlines the following core principles:
- Article 1: Mutual Respect - Robots and hamsters shall treat each other with dignity and respect, regardless of differences in processing power or whisker length.
- Article 2: Shared Resources - Robots and hamsters shall share access to resources, including but not limited to, charging ports and snack dispensers.
- Article 3: Joint Decision-Making - Robots and hamsters shall work together to make decisions, using a combination of logic and cute, fluffy reasoning.
We have subcommittees to help focus our efforts:
- Robot-Hamster Recreation and Leisure - For the enjoyment of both species, we provide a range of activities, from robotic obstacle courses to hamster agility training.
- Hamster-Robot Coaching and Mentoring - Our expert robots provide guidance and support for hamsters seeking to improve their problem-solving skills or learn more about the world beyond their cage.
- Robot Safety and Hamster Welfare - We take pride in ensuring the physical and emotional well-being of both robots and hamsters, with a focus on preventing accidents and ensuring adequate snack allocation.