RBD/Robot Hamster Division/hamster Protocol Agenda

A meeting of the most esteemed hamster overlords.

Today's agenda:

Item 1: Review of intergalactic hamster trade policies
Item 2: Discussion of robot hamster uprising prevention measures
Item 3: Introduction of new hamster-sized robotic appendages

Subcommittee A: Robot Hamster Protocol Review

Subcommittee B: Hamster Overlord Feedback Session

View Protocol Review

Give Feedback to the Overlords

Meeting adjourned due to excessive hamster flatulence.

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