We have discovered a way to contain the Robot-Hamster menace using Gravitational Spheres. This top-secret technology harnesses the power of quantum mechanics to create a force field around our hamster colonies, keeping them safe from robotic invaders.
The project has been a huge success, with 75% of our hamsters reporting a significant reduction in stress levels. The spheres have even been known to attract unwanted attention from curious scientists, who are now flocking to our facilities to study this phenomenon.
However, our researchers are now facing a new challenge: dealing with the existential crisis caused by the hamsters' newfound sense of security. It appears they are now demanding better working conditions, more wheel space, and an end to their archaic 5-day workweek.
To address these concerns, we are proposing a 10-hour workday with paid vacation days, plus a complimentary hamster-sized coffee mug to each employee. Negotiations are ongoing.