What is the Hamster Proofing Program?
A hamster is a small, furry, cute, and occasionally destructive rodent.
Why do I need to proof my hamster?
Well, your hamster might just up and die on you. Or worse, they might escape and take over the world.
How do I proof my hamster?
We're not exactly sure. That's why we've developed the Hamster Proofing Techniques document.