Proposed by: Hamster-in-Charge, Jane Doe
Proposal for Improved Hamster Safety Protocols
Summary:
Due to recent incidents involving rogue hamsters, we propose the implementation of a new hamster-proofing system. This will ensure the hamsters do not escape and cause chaos in the office.
Key Points:
- Installation of hamster-sized mesh doors on all entry points
- Deployment of hamster-tracking drones for real-time monitoring
- Development of hamster-friendly snacks to minimize escape attempts
Rebuttal by: Dr. Whiskerface
Meeting 3