Hamster Training

Our Hamster Division is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of hamster performance, comfort, and existential dread.

Below is our current roster of hamsters in training:

• Trainee 1: Whiskerface
• Trainee 2: Fluffernutter
• Trainee 3: Sir-Cutty-Of-Loos

Hamster Whisperer

Meet our team of expert hamster wranglers, tasked with coaxing even the most recalcitrant hamsters into submission.

Hamster Whisperer 1: Hamstervision

Hamster Whisperer 2: Professor Paws

Our Hamster Whisperers have spent years studying the ancient art of hamster manipulation.